So I came up with the idea of looking at the possibility of sending the configuration to the handset via SMS or Text Message. I have built a working prototype and looking into a good and cheap SMS provider, once that I have this sorted, I shall launch the site. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
Please let me know if you have any better names for this. 🙂
25/06/2016: I have killed the azure website that ran this service. I may bring it back at some point, I was having a clear up of my accounts. 🙂